bands and shit thank you
i like boobs and lingerie goodbye

kogami:

gay things that happened in death note but weren’t animated when L and Light were handcuffed

  • they showered together
  • they stripped in front of each other every morning and every night
  • they slept in the same bed
  • masturbation
  • they were together every second of every day
  • they probably learned things about each other that no one else knew
  • pillow talk

kill me

lxlightstuff:

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Light’s face when task force interrupted his gay moment with L fucking scares me

shsldecoy:

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  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . your favorite   ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.
  . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ character is ★☾ °★ .  
 .   . ● ¸ .   ★ ° . ★ ° ☾ ☆  dead !!  • ○ ° ★ .• ○ ° ★  .  * . . 

" Rossi: All right, fine. I’m a decent poker player, but I can’t promise that I can stay in the game long enough to—
Prentiss: You know what, I bet you’re a great poker player, but what if we sent in Reid?
Reid: I am banned from casinos in Las Vegas, Laughlin, and Pahrump because of my card-counting ability.
Rossi: I know I’m not a genius like Boy Wonder here, but poker is not black jack. It’s about bluffing, reading human nature, head games. It’s not math.
Reid: That’s not entirely accurate. There actually is a mathematical equation for knowing when to raise and when to fold. If P represents the size of the pot at the time of play, the P times N minus 1 with N representing the estimated number of players at the final round of betting—
Rossi: Ok, fine, I surrender! Just try not to lose all of my money. "
—David Rossi, Emily Prentiss, Spencer Reid. Season 7 Episode 13. Criminal Minds quote of the day. (via youkicklikeanineyearoldgirl-cm)

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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